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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Whats up with old people staring?




So heres the deal. I was just going to the store to buy some grocerys earlier today, and while there I had several old people stare at me. This isn't something new, as it happens nearly all the time with those damn old people.

1. I'm not a child predator
2. I'm not ugly
3. I have a very friendly clean-cut appearance.
4. I have never molested anyone. EVER.

Yet I keep getting stared down by those damn old people.

Its gotten to the point where I basically just stop whatever I'm doing and stare those fuckers down until they get awkward and walk away.

Kids do this as well, but they are 1000% more friendly.

Why do they do this? please leave a comment and give me your theories!

24 comments:

Pittfag on February 3, 2011 at 1:24 PM said...

I think they're hoping if they stare at you long enough you'll give them a coupon. They do the same thing to me.

Hound on February 3, 2011 at 1:24 PM said...

because they dont give a fuck

people always try to look at other people but avoid eye contact to avoid discomfort and weird situations. but children still havent gone through enough socialising process to learn that, while old people have overgrown it and just dont a fuck what you will think about them

Mihai-Edrisch on February 3, 2011 at 1:27 PM said...

Hahahah Just like kids, the old people are really creepy sometimes.

Dan Guenther on February 3, 2011 at 1:29 PM said...

umm, what do you look like?

Evan on February 3, 2011 at 2:33 PM said...

Personally, I think they are jealous a little. IDK though haah

Feed the Rapture on February 3, 2011 at 2:52 PM said...

Try living in Florida. Old people. Old people everywhere.

Jactating on February 4, 2011 at 6:09 AM said...

Pretty much what was said before, they just don't give a damn and they want to keep an eye on you. Old people always assume the worst of the younger generations and want to keep an eye on what they're doing. They are also NOSY AS HELL, so I can only figure they are very interested in what you're doing/buying.

TreeBranchez on February 4, 2011 at 6:32 AM said...

I never pay attention to old people so they probably do the same to me :L
Kids though have a habit of staring at me as if I'm about to capture them :S

NooG on February 4, 2011 at 6:40 AM said...

I think it's because they envy your youth... or your fly is unzipped and you're wearing those boxers with the huge hole in the front...

Cence Keo on February 4, 2011 at 6:47 AM said...

They are probably just bored and thus observant of the young lives around them. And depending on where they come from, they might stare more or less.

Primitive on February 4, 2011 at 7:50 AM said...

They are plotting an assassination on you in their will =p

ComeShot on February 4, 2011 at 11:13 AM said...

LOL, I used to go into a Dunkin Donuts everyday after school with my black friend and there would always be this one old guy sitting in a corner staring at him. Was the funniest shit ever.

sense on February 4, 2011 at 11:54 AM said...

they want your young skin

anoodle on February 4, 2011 at 12:22 PM said...

They don't know they're staring. They're blind.

Polybius on February 5, 2011 at 9:14 AM said...

Old people can be very strange sometime. Just ignore them, they're no harm.

my day in a sentence on February 5, 2011 at 9:50 AM said...

I thought it happens only to me. Oh, thank God!
Dunno why they do it, though.
I usually say hello to them. For some reason, that freaks them out. O_o :D
Following and supporting!

Adam on February 5, 2011 at 12:32 PM said...

Well here's your problem: You have never molested anyone and they still look at you as if you have. So, you're getting the scorn of a rapist without reaping any of the benefits. I think your course of action is obvious: get out there and molest. If they're going to scorn you anyway, might as well be for a reason.

Jay on February 5, 2011 at 1:03 PM said...

Bro old people are just mad cause they're old and their junk doesnt work anymore. I'd be a dick if I was falling apart too!

thenitefalls on February 5, 2011 at 1:35 PM said...

Just pretend your possessed by a demon when they stare at you lol

Kara Blahdy on February 5, 2011 at 1:52 PM said...

when i get old i can't wait to destroy the morale of the young!

Some_Chi_Guy on February 5, 2011 at 2:27 PM said...

I shoot them a crazy look.

And they stare if you don't conform to their standard of "Normality".

TrixTheBrit on February 5, 2011 at 4:28 PM said...

They're jealous of your youth!

syxiv on February 5, 2011 at 4:31 PM said...

The old war veterans are batshit insane, seriously.

Rose on February 9, 2011 at 11:00 AM said...

or are you...

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